The only thing saving my sanity is the fact that I’ve been out almost every night catching rock bands and drinking heavily. I’ve seen 12 bands in the last three days and have increased my usual whiskey intake by 500%.
This afternoon, I actually had to run to the radio station to try and settle this (to no avail). I stopped at home for lunch and pounded a beer before heading back to the office. I’m feeling a bit better because of it. Therefore, I’ve decided from now on I’m drinking nothing but alcohol, constantly, through out my day.
There are myriad benefits for everyone. My clients will benefit because I’ll be more chipper on the phone and excessively friendly in meetings. My roommates will benefit because our apartment will always be well-stocked with booze, and my insurance company will benefit because I’ll be sure to get in a fender bender here and there and they’ll be able to charge me outrageous premiums (although it's, not like they don't already). Everybody happy!